The top 10 reasons I haven’t been blogging

1) Trying to write 100 pages of script in 30 days is driving me slowly insane.

2)Volcanic ash from the one in Iceland.

3)Fighting the urge to go to the top of a tower and pick off anyone in a Snuggie.

4)Trying to figure out why I got assigned a story on skin care by an editor.

5)Massive addiction to mass media.

6)My eyesight still hasn’t recovered from the 3-D in Clash of the Titans.

7)Too busy running around trying to trap dumb Tea Party members with my Obama bumper sticker.

8)It’s the NHL,ECHL and AHL Playoffs. Go Hawks/Wolves/Checkers!

9)Still fuming about Faith and the Muse’s probable cancellation here.

10) Aubry has discovered the neighborhood children. Unfortunately, they make my blood pressure spike until I’m dizzy.